I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
