He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She tied me up with her honor cords...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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