the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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