it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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