just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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