I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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