it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
