I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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i've created a new STD.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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