nut hugger
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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