This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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