Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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