Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
now i know why i became what i already was.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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