Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Your cock deserves a montage
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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