Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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