are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't deserve a penis
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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