You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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