Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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