Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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