yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
two words...techno handjob
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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