This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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