North Korea, Best Korea!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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