ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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