I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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