How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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