I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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