i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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