i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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