My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...so i touched it.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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