So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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