I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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