Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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