So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
pray to the hookup gods
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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