wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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