You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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