He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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