they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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