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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.

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  you should have been aborted.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Enjoy the penises

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