At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i think i just lost a toe
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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