You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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