my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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