i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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