honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
