You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
