i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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