you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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