I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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