Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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