did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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