hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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