just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize