When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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