I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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