I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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