You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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