girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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