I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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